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I keep a blog of Stuff My GirlFriend Says , and I bet your girlfriend or boyfriend says crazy things too. Click here to send them to me and we'll put them up here! Don't want to submit via Tumblr's interface? Mail them to stuffyourgirlfriendsays@tumblr.com and we're away!
“It’s like the store’s been flooded with Oompa Loompas!”
“She looks like she talks too much.”
From Jen
“A drive-thru cemetery? You can spill your 40s and throw your flowers all in one shot.”
“Remember, it’s not rape if you yell ‘SURPRISE!’”
-From Trevor Risk
“You have Hobbit feet. They’re not long like Hobbit feet … but they’re wide like Hobbit feet. That’s cute.”
- From Alessandra
