October 2009
7 posts
What my wife said, on noticing that about 20 Coles...
“It’s like the store’s been flooded with Oompa Loompas!”
She formed an opinion on a model in the Suicide...
“She looks like she talks too much.”
From Jen
He might like his iPhone a bit too much.
Her: You and your robotic girlfriend... I'm so glad that phone doesn't have a vagina.
Him: Maybe there's an app for that.
(From Abigail)
He is an ideas man.
“A drive-thru cemetery? You can spill your 40s and throw your flowers all in one shot.”
Via http://twitter.com/johnamend
At the end of their very first date, as she walked...
“Remember, it’s not rape if you yell ‘SURPRISE!’”
-From Trevor Risk
Something every lady wants to hear from her man.
“You have Hobbit feet. They’re not long like Hobbit feet … but they’re wide like Hobbit feet. That’s cute.”
- From Alessandra
He's 33.
Him: All lions are males
Me: Where do baby lions come from then?
Him: Then what are tigers?
Me: Stripey
Him: No, there's no such thing as a female lion. Thats why they call them the King of the jungle. Not the Queen of the jungle."
– From B