Stuff YOUR Girlfriend Says

I keep a blog of Stuff My GirlFriend Says , and I bet your girlfriend or boyfriend says crazy things too. Click here to send them to me and we'll put them up here! Don't want to submit via Tumblr's interface? Mail them to stuffyourgirlfriendsays@tumblr.com and we're away!

“A drive-thru cemetery? You can spill your 40s and throw your flowers all in one shot.”